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Christopher Comstock, or Marshmello/Trashmello, is an illegally overrated “producer” and “DJ” who makes extremely generic garbage for normies who will eat up anything radio throws at them.
His Dotcom project was earning so little, so he ditches that, hires a fuckton of people, rips off deadmau5 and Daft Punk’s idea of helmet, makes “kid-friendly” music, markets himself everywhere, plays Fortshite and overall is a narcissistic+egocentric ass.
Chris and his ghost producers are blatantly unoriginal. Alone is just a ripoff of Razihel - Love U. Happier/Trashier copied the drop of ARTY’s remix of OneRepublic - I Lived (ARTY sued trashmello and bastille for this lmao). You never hear about these because the mass media is bent on keeping Trashmello’s image from tarnishing in front of the mainstream noobs who will also eat up whatever they see on the news.
Yes, it’s your pathetic opinion or whatever and I can respect it to an extent. But when it comes to the point when you defend Trashmello for completely untrue "facts", shitty music, and a commercial brand which doesn’t deserve any fame, your opinion is utter bullshit. You listen to nothing more than the cancers of EDM who have ruined its image.
Trashmello only has repetitive and bland melodies, weak bass, shit vocals from famous singers for nothing less than attention, and a cringe fanbase of kids who haven’t a sliver of knowledge about true EDM, which is far more subgenres all better than his generic future bass/trap.
His Dotcom project was earning so little, so he ditches that, hires a fuckton of people, rips off deadmau5 and Daft Punk’s idea of helmet, makes “kid-friendly” music, markets himself everywhere, plays Fortshite and overall is a narcissistic+egocentric ass.
Chris and his ghost producers are blatantly unoriginal. Alone is just a ripoff of Razihel - Love U. Happier/Trashier copied the drop of ARTY’s remix of OneRepublic - I Lived (ARTY sued trashmello and bastille for this lmao). You never hear about these because the mass media is bent on keeping Trashmello’s image from tarnishing in front of the mainstream noobs who will also eat up whatever they see on the news.
Yes, it’s your pathetic opinion or whatever and I can respect it to an extent. But when it comes to the point when you defend Trashmello for completely untrue "facts", shitty music, and a commercial brand which doesn’t deserve any fame, your opinion is utter bullshit. You listen to nothing more than the cancers of EDM who have ruined its image.
Trashmello only has repetitive and bland melodies, weak bass, shit vocals from famous singers for nothing less than attention, and a cringe fanbase of kids who haven’t a sliver of knowledge about true EDM, which is far more subgenres all better than his generic future bass/trap.
How to become Marshmello/Trashmello:
1. Throw aside a project because you’re unsatisfied with the money it makes and you want more without finding another job.
2. Buy a bucket, draw a stupid face on it, and put it on your head.
3. Use ghost producers to make your music because you’ve clearly seen, you’re shit at it.
4. Sign onto a big record label (Monstercat or etc)
5. ???
6. Mr Worldwide!!! You now own the mainstream radio masses and can manipulate them to whatever you want them to believe. The news also steer clear of tarnishing your image.
7. (Bonus step) Collaborate with famous singers for the sake of attention and not their talent, name your autistic and easily butthurt (probably why my first definition for this was deleted, and why this second definition will also suffer the same fate. but i'll just keep coming to spread the truth ;D) fanbase something extremely cringe-worthy such as “Mellogang”, and steal others’ songs because not even your ghost producers are original enough for radio audiences.
1. Throw aside a project because you’re unsatisfied with the money it makes and you want more without finding another job.
2. Buy a bucket, draw a stupid face on it, and put it on your head.
3. Use ghost producers to make your music because you’ve clearly seen, you’re shit at it.
4. Sign onto a big record label (Monstercat or etc)
5. ???
6. Mr Worldwide!!! You now own the mainstream radio masses and can manipulate them to whatever you want them to believe. The news also steer clear of tarnishing your image.
7. (Bonus step) Collaborate with famous singers for the sake of attention and not their talent, name your autistic and easily butthurt (probably why my first definition for this was deleted, and why this second definition will also suffer the same fate. but i'll just keep coming to spread the truth ;D) fanbase something extremely cringe-worthy such as “Mellogang”, and steal others’ songs because not even your ghost producers are original enough for radio audiences.
by acediadictionary April 06, 2021
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by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
2
Probably the worst EDM “artist” to ever exist, He steals instrumentals and has no originality, not to mention he’s a fucking sellout, it’s nice to know the legend deadmau5 pointed him out for this shit, Mello’s nothing but a copy, But guess what?
You can help.
Help get LOnHerForehead get unbanned from R/Marshmello, so she can continue spreading the truth about Mello...
You can help.
Help get LOnHerForehead get unbanned from R/Marshmello, so she can continue spreading the truth about Mello...
by 🌸a e s t h e t i x🌸 March 02, 2019
3
QUICK DEFINITION: American DJ/Edm producer LONG DEFINITION: His shows and music are pretty good just his fanbase is pure crap his fan base has mostly teenage girls around the age of 11 - 15 and very young kids. Also Roblox loves this guy just look up Marshmello Roblox and you will see he is marketed like pure crap he has been on. Radio Disney the worst radio show in existence and much more last but not least everyone thinks this guy is Chris Comstock or DotCom.
Hey have you heard of Marshmello?
No.
You should check him out his music is good but his fan base is s**t.
No.
You should check him out his music is good but his fan base is s**t.
by TheAllMightyChihuahua January 12, 2018