by whothehellcares October 2, 2006
a town south of boston that I moved to last year. pretty much everyone in the town is loaded. but somehow 90% of the kids pretend to be hard ass gangsters. the other 10% are surfers. the town has no projects or ghettos so im confused as to how anyone can be a gangster. the cheapest house would go for 500,000 or more. the town has a lot to do. theres 4 beaches and loads upon loads of hot girls. the class of 2012 is now infamously known for their fight club. all the upperclassmen laugh at them because theyre all faggots and cant fight for shit. the town is cool but the ego is wack. dont move here or youll regret it. all other towns are welcome to hate or fight them.
marshfield kid: yo dipset no homo im from marshvegas bitch
brockton kid: your a fuckin pussy (proceeds to stab/punch/ and/or shoot him.
brockton kid: your a fuckin pussy (proceeds to stab/punch/ and/or shoot him.
by fuck this town July 11, 2008
Marshfield is a small, trashy town just south of boston. They are well known for being outrageously gay and besides for rare individuals, they are complete and utter dirtbags. In there spare time, Marsh-vagans screw their dogs and cats or any other domesticated animal west of the Mississippi. Duxbury a town just south of Marshfield is known for its rich supply or caviar, beautiful estates and incredibly hot babes. Duxbury's partys are also known as the shit which every1 wants to be at and they outscore the trashy marshvagan's pathetic excuses for parties. Also in Marshfields spare time, they go to Wendys, which is the only civil, nice place to be in the whole town even though its still pretty gross and scummy. Marshfield has an awful waste management system that was outdated in thr 18th century making the whole town smell like a heaping pile of warm shit. Marshfield has terrible sports teams and is powned by Duxbury in every sport possible (especially Lacrosse, Football, and Wrestling) excluding badminton and competitive dog fighting, which no one in Duxbury gives a flying fuck about because they know badminton is just gay and dog fighting is for uncivilized douchbags that need an extra buck. All in all, Marshfield is just a real shitty place to live and should be taken off the map because every1 hates them.
- "Whats the difference between a marshfield baby and a baseball?"
-"1 you hit with a bat, and the other ones just a baseball."
-"How many Marshvagan's does it take to screw a light bulb?"
-" Marshvagan's don't screw lightbulbs, they only screw their sisters."
-"1 you hit with a bat, and the other ones just a baseball."
-"How many Marshvagan's does it take to screw a light bulb?"
-" Marshvagan's don't screw lightbulbs, they only screw their sisters."
by Two cool kats from Duxbury bitch! February 9, 2008
by Idiot boi November 6, 2019
a school system that kinda sucks and has people in iss constantly. Some fun teacher and lots of not so fun ones. Up side is it has very few snitches
by itll buff April 21, 2021
Man, Douglas. Marshfield High really sucked today. Did you hear about the three fights that happened at lunch?
by Hdhdjahasbfhd November 29, 2018