An exceptionally handsome man with a charming personality that is almost too good to be real. A gentleman. Extremely intelligent & witty with the perfect amount of sass & sarcasm to charm even the bitchiest bitch. Has the sexiest voice & an accent that definitely melts your ice cream if you know what I mean. Marsels are always well groomed with the best facial hair & smoothest balls you'll ever feel. Extremely athletic & built like a large bear; Marsels are usually at the gym or at home pleasing their girlfriend multiple times. The best man ass you've ever seen/felt will only be found on a Marsel. You can set cups on it and bounce quarters off of it. Can be found drinking gallons of Milk/wine watching Star Trek, while sending sexy snaps to the love of his life. Marsels have the ability to be extremely sweet & then transform into the Hulk within a second. The sexiest body ever can be found on a Marsel. Marsels are very protective of their territory and intimidating. A very rare breed of man.

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Typically a nice person is generally caring and a great friend. Marsels tend to experience a lot of doubt with love life but are very kind to women. Marsels are good artists but aren't very athletic.

A name usually given to a lazy and generally unmotivated person. The person usually has a light olive skin tone and a shiny afro. The afro houses many bugs and critters, as they do not wash it regulary. They are also very prone to addiction, be it sleep, food or drugs. They have no work habits whatsoever but are useful for farm work, especially plowing fields. Marsels do not have many opinions, but do like to mimic other people's preferences. Some specimens exhibit a special talent e.g. an ability to produce every sound known to man, beatboxing, or burping the entire alphabet.
They are also fairly interested in science, but sadly do not have the willpower to achieve great success.

An all around asshole of a guy who will sleep around with your friends and drink up all the orange juice in your house

A marsel is typically a big fat jerk. He will stab you in the back, and laugh while doing it. He is a faggot, who likes to drink orange juice with a side of balls.