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To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.
Sorry I was late, i got marooned.
by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.
me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!
by pete Thay December 29, 2007
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When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.
It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")
by mabiak2 July 19, 2019
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