Marnae is more of an alpha male than most of the boys she is associated with. She likes internet memes and spray on cheese and does love a good weenie roast. She also likes cake, but then again, everyone likes cake. I love cake. I wish I had a big ol plate of cake in front of me right now, actually. As a matter of fact, you can just forget about this definition and go eat some cake.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."