Top definition
A rodent of the squirrel family. Lives in mountainous areas. Usually fairly awesome.

May cause a great deal of mayhem.
THEY ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY A GIANT SPACE MARMOT!

-www.rathergood.com
by Dosius March 18, 2005
Get the Marmot neck gaiter and mug.
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
Get a brain worms mug for your friend Bob.
2
a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. Marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. Probably best known for PreCip rainwear, DriClime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softshells, down jackets, tents and packs. Big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the Clint Eastwood classic "The Eiger Sanction", reflected to this day in the clean Euro look of their products. Used by professional guides, carried primarily in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Ian - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Carlos - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Chamonix. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Marmot."
by da Chetster March 05, 2009
Get a Marmot mug for your girlfriend Yasemin.
3
A bad-ass rodent that will fuck your shit up. You don't cross the fucking marmot, it will eat your dick without a moment's hesitation. You don't think twice when you spot one of these hell-spawn demon-born Satan-squirrels, you get the hell out of there. Rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. That way, if you look right into them, you're transfixed. Then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. Fuckin' crazy, man.
This Halloween, ghosts will be sitting around the campfire telling marmot stories.
by RogerChillingworth October 30, 2012
Get a Marmot mug for your cat Jerry.
4
-noun

1. A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver.
2. A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains.
3. An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.
While descending Yamnuska, Scott and Eric were puzzled at the sight of a strange animal. They later learned it was a marmot.

"Hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl's beaver!"
"That's a marmot you idiot. We're in Canmore."

Chase met a girl while hiking the West Coast Trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
by JettSkyler June 20, 2011
Get a Marmot mug for your barber Manafort.
5
A warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur. The pet of choice for Nihilists. Not legal for domestic possession within cities.
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!
--Jeffery Lebowski
by Aram Fingal September 11, 2011
Get the Marmot neck gaiter and mug.
6
A word describing an animal,but in modern times it often represents a stereotypical serbian arma 3 player.Who often times makes land mine and war crime jokes.It is often used for someone under 16 and when his voice is non mutated.
FFS, Dude,stop killing the civilians,you're such a marmot
by Wwevox December 10, 2019
Get the Marmot neck gaiter and mug.