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DAAAYUMN, look at that Marlissa, she's hella fucking fine. Dog.
by xxsevenxxxx November 28, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Marlissa is actually the most annoying person in the world. shes kinda dumb and has no eyebrows. she sucks at the fortnite default dance even though she thinks shes's good at it. and her crushes are squidward (her uncle) and cole sprouse. she loves eating ramen noodles and she will never find a boyfriend because nobody loves her. jk shes's amazing and you will never find a better cutie
"is that marlissa coming?"
"ew yes run away fast omg"
by ilovefortniteyeehaw March 08, 2019
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