The actual best boyfriend/husband you could ever have. Preforms AMAZING in bed, has a great future ahead of him, and is bound to keep you happy and interested in the relationship forever! Anything you could ever dream of!

Marlin is the most attractive guy u will ever meet, he also has the biggest dick u will find so keep him and don’t lose him. He is very loyal and loves to party.

a crazy redneck who enjoys smoking and drinking very large amounts, often is too drunk or high to care about shit found in Hallettsville on the weekend at parties smoking and drinking not giving a damn. Often uses the words mother fucking in every other sentence.

When you jump into a swimming pool side ways with your hand by your side and while in the air you move your body around.

Marlin is very very annoying and disrepectful. He needs to learn to let other people live. He is a very rude person and doesn't know how to do anything and tries to steal people's boyfriend. He is almost too gay to live.

A very complex sexual maneuver in which the male partner eats out the female. While going down on the girl, you begin to finger her. After the girl gets into it, you give her "the shocker," (use two fingers in the pussy and the pinky in the ass). The girls bucks up out of suprise and you hook your fingers in her mouth. Upon doing this, your friend jumps out of the closet with a camera and snaps a quick photo. Hence, bagging a Marlin.