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1) often the last person to show up to a party, and the least liked guest (eats food in your fridge and invites self in)

2) only dates violent fat punks with drinking problems and will lay anyone who gives her a beer.

3) someone who would beat up a seriously disadvantaged person just for fun
ex. cripples, little people, large children, people with no limbs.

4) an ugly bucket of yuck punk lady who lacks self respect and rhythem all at the same time.

5) someone who is fucking DOOMED.
"only a marley would bury her dead hookers like THAT"

"please use protection, do you want to catch a marley?"
by someone awesome. June 11, 2006
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MARLEY is a crack head that always gets in peoples way begging for money. This person is typically gay and has no friends due to him always having sex with a tree. Marley is usually seen at A&E for the amount of splinters he get in his d***. He also tries to plug his microscopic penis in his television port.
Boy: I go out with marley

Girl: Ew he has splinters in his dick
by Mansmegatrostill December 23, 2019
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Marley is so fucking sexy. Everyone loves her. She is god
I wish I was marley
by Humandudeguy November 04, 2019
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that one girl that everybody likes. she is very attractive and nice! shes in her twentys, but shes still been through / done alot! she will comfort you whenever you want it ! <3
"I wish marley. were here right now.. I want some comfort"
" me too."
by lolznojudgeokie? December 10, 2020
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Marley is the best person on the planet! If you don’t have yourself a Marley you better find one or you’re crazy. Marley is super smart and very outgoing. They are not afraid to be who they are. Marley’s are crazy beautiful. They have the strongest backbones ever, if anyone gets in her or her friends way she will show them who is boss. You’re in a big black hole if you don’t have a Marley.
Girl: Look at that girl sticking up for her friends.

Boy: it must be a Marley.
by Paityn November 12, 2019
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