Marley C : is a person who has clinically small balls but an unusually large dong sometimes over 18 inches

This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk