The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A man who has a giving and loving heart of gold. He has a smile and a laugh that will make any girl instantly fall in love. He is always true to his word and faithful in a relationship. He always looks for ways to please people, and finds ways to make everything better. He is the best friend and lover anyone could have. It's even been said he has some sort of super power, and is the worlds greatest video gamer!

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.

Litterally the most amazing misunderstood soul you will ever meet. Deserves to be happy, yet cannot be because of silly people! But by tonight will be happy. Yes you are reading this correctly mr. Bwahahaha Now smile Markus your amazing :)

Markus is a strange guy who loves food and will put anything in his mouth just for the sake of eating.

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.