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A gay man with a horrible haircut that makes his forehead huge. Marko’s are oddly fond of their semen and like to collect it in a clear plastic bag. They freeze it. Marko’s usually have an article of clothing that they where on a daily basis no matter the weather. The article of clothing usually contains a zipper. Marko’s are a weird clan.
Person I: That guy is a little weird
Person 2: Yeah he has a HUGE forehead and a bad haircut
Person 3: Must be a Marko
by margarinebutterfluff69 January 09, 2018
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A very nice boy who is always helpful and honest.
A great friend, especially when you are "down".
Can be quite pessimistic, but will always see the silver lining.
A proud agnostic.
Somone you can rely on in your time of need.
An attractive serb.
Pamela: Marko! I need help!
Marko: Of course i'll help you, its in my nature!
Pamela: Thanks marko, you are the best.
by pamellamma October 07, 2009
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he is such a bitch is weird has no respect for others and doesnt care about other peoples opinions
i hate marko
by soccer master 123 October 28, 2019
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A total dick and is smart (in a bad way) and is a male Karen.
Person: hi
Marko: what is pie

Person: wtf idk
by My. Daddy October 15, 2020
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Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you. At times it may seem as though he doesn't love you but he does. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. He is very athletic and can play any sports. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.
Never leave a Marko out of your sight.
by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018
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