by johnQJohnny January 10, 2020
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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V. To assimilate, act or look whiter. Said of person who associate as a dark skinned race but does not appear to be dark skinned.
by H. Ackles May 31, 2018
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markle (verb): to lie, manipulate, use and abuse people to gain wealth, status and/or fame
markle (noun): one who lies, manipulates, uses and abuses people for personal gain; a social climber; this person has no deep or meaningful relationships
markle (noun): one who lies, manipulates, uses and abuses people for personal gain; a social climber; this person has no deep or meaningful relationships
Her plan was to markle her way to the top of the company no matter how many people she had to step on to get there.
The first red flag that he was a markle was that he had no real friends to speak of.
The first red flag that he was a markle was that he had no real friends to speak of.
by AntonG July 18, 2020
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A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.
by frogorgy November 10, 2011
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A verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
11.
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
11.
Kid 1: Dude you where hammered last night
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
by friend #1 May 05, 2009
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markle is the place where the baddest bitches hang out. they all get bangs and monsters and go down to the park to swim and smoke. FUN FACT: there’s only been one murder! so there’s that
by theebaddie12 April 12, 2021
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