by Johnathon Matthews March 18, 2011
A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)
by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019
A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009
When a job or task is given to someone and gets completed in a very short time frame but with many hiccups and issues on the way.
Nick: "I've finished the server migration project!"
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
by greasysixtynine December 6, 2021
The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
by samster 123 September 3, 2005
A city located north of Toronto's Scarborough area, in the Greater Toronto Area of Ontario, Canada. A city that is known for having a high percentage of East and South Asian immigrants, and also the city with the highest percentage of non white people in Canada, making nearly 80% of the entire population. It is a clean and safe city. But like nearby Brampton you feel as if you are in Asia and not in Canada. It is still a good city, but if you are looking for an area that is diverse, Milton and Mississauga are better options.
by Sdsr70 May 19, 2021
by Gagglegoo June 3, 2007