Canadian city, north of Toronto.

The only significant thing to note is its high Asian population.
Driver: What?! How did we get in China?
Passenger: We're not in China...it's called Markham.
by Johnathon Matthews March 18, 2011
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A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)
where do you live?
I live in Markham, it is so fucking boring here
Oh my Lord
by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019
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A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"

Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
by Stupid-defs February 02, 2009
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The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
I'm from Markham, the most lamest place on earth.
by samster 123 September 02, 2005
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A city located north of Toronto's Scarborough area, in the Greater Toronto Area of Ontario, Canada. A city that is known for having a high percentage of East and South Asian immigrants, and also the city with the highest percentage of non white people in Canada, making nearly 80% of the entire population. It is a clean and safe city. But like nearby Brampton you feel as if you are in Asia and not in Canada. It is still a good city, but if you are looking for an area that is diverse, Milton and Mississauga are better options.
Markham is a good city, but it feels as if you are in China.
by Sdsr70 May 19, 2021
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to lie; to deceive; to make shit up for personal eogtistical gain
"God Damm it, Tim, don't markham to me in front of my face ever fucking again!"
by Gagglegoo June 03, 2007
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A large town just north of Toronto, Ontario where the Champions Club (a large, sports-oriented gang) runs the streets. This group of young men has recently moved on to bigger and better things, leaving Markham's streets a cold and desolate place.
The Champions Club returned for a week in the summer and Markham nearly fell apart.
by Waltoon October 31, 2005
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