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An industry full of individuals who are a waste of space and do not understand how to design ANYTHING for the internet.

See also: Advertisers
John: Hi Steve, can you build this site we've designed.
Steve: No Steve, your design is fucking retarded and does not work for the internet. Idiot marketing department.

John: Hi Steve, why does my page not view correctly in Internet Explorer 5.0 on a Mac?
Steve: Because you're a) running a mac, b) viewing it in Internet Explorer, which is a 5 year old browser. You marketing people are dickheads.
by scoult01 September 24, 2006
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Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
by raf002 July 06, 2021
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