A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.

A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.

he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.

A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.