Urban Dictionary: Mark Twain’s

Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”

“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

“Feels bad man”

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Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

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This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.

Mark Twain is the author of Huckleberry Finn.

by Horatio Gates June 03, 2005

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Mark Twain

A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.

oh look another mark twain is on tv.

by oh sheeeet November 27, 2010

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Mark Twain

Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache

I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping

by Mike-man October 29, 2005

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he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.

old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp

by johny November 18, 2004

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Mark Twain MS

This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.

Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii

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