whenever I see Nintendo games it triggers my Mariophobia

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Brad: When i was 3 i jumped on a kid by jumping on him while roleplaying as mario and a koopa.

Daniel: Damn, he's definatly paralised from that now.

Brad: yeah, he probably has Mariophobia too.