Sonic but has actual good games.
Sonic: "Why is Sonic Forces so shitty"

Mario: "You wish you had Super Mario Odyssey bitch"
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A video game about a guy. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

And runs like a jamaican

and jumps like a black man

And grabs coins like a Jew
"I really like playing that Mario Kart game!
by Manlyman654 December 10, 2016
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(mar-ee-oo-ing)
1. The act of walking in such a way that you drive the person you are walking next to off the sidewalk because you can't walk in a straight line.

2. The act of not being able to walk completely straight.
I had to walk ahead of everybody on the way to Taco Bell cuz Mario was MARIOING me.
by d-l-m December 05, 2010
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Mario is a name typical for Italian and Latino men. He is a sex god and lady’s worship him because of the magic he creates in the sheets. He’s also on another level in pyshical and mental attributes he’s hilarious and he might be a bit shy at first but once you met him oh man. You’ll wish you would have talked to him sooner. He’s one of the sweetest,loving,caring,thoughtful,smartest, loyal guy you’ll ever met but you don’t want to get in his bad side because his worse then the devil when your in his bad side. Mario is also the Roman god of war so as such he has a rage like non other but his a very good and important person that have on your side if things go bad.
OMG have you been with Mario he made me cum like 6 times

Yoo bro me and Mario fought like 7 guys and before i could react Mario already fuked them up

Mario you’re just the best don’t ever forget that

Hey Mario can he be friends please?? I’ll give you a BJ
by Sexgodmario69 April 03, 2018
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Mario’s are a great people to be around them they will be rude at times but they can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .
Yo mario is always there when I need him. Ikr
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An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's. Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits.

Super Mario games have proven to be some of the most entertaining and fun games of all time. They are without a doubt the best action/platformers of all time.
by Jerry Friends December 18, 2003
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When someone jumps onto someone to injure them (or sometimes killing them)
The person will normally be laden on the victim with there feet, but doesn’t necessarily need to be.

To pronounce, it is simply Mario with ‘ed’ (as in jumped) at the end
“Steve jumps off the ledge and marioed the robber below.”
“He just got Marioed
by Ifrit9 April 12, 2010
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