To follow a group of people around and not say a word, but make eye contact with everyone in the group
Dude 1: Yo man that guy is totally marioing us!
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything
by Bigjohnmcdaddy October 03, 2018
Mario "Jumpman" Mario is a plumber born in Brooklin New York on October 11th (year unknown) alongside his younger twin Brother Luigi Mario, he later discovered the Mushroom Kingdom thanks to Princess Peach Toadstool and is now living there permanently.
He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.
Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:
Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.
Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.
Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.
...and the list goes on...
Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.
Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:
Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.
Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.
Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.
...and the list goes on...
Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
Mario Mario
by Plasmariel August 02, 2020
by fluffy_spikes March 04, 2006
A young man wondering why the fuck everybody's posting these lies they call definitions of their names.
by Mars rocket December 21, 2016
Mario "Jumpman" Mario is a plumber born in Brooklin New York on October 11th (year unknown) alongside his younger twin Brother Luigi Mario, he later discovered the Mushroom Kingdom thanks to Princess Peach Toadstool and is now living there permanently.
He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.
Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:
Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.
Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.
Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.
...and the list goes on...
Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.
Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:
Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.
Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.
Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.
...and the list goes on...
Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
Mario Mario
by Plasmariel August 02, 2020
As in Super Mario, the fatass druggie I'm about to fuck up your entire childhood with right now. So as we know, there's this big, badass, scary looking, fire-breathing turtle guy with a prosperous kingdom of turtles and walking mushrooms who is known for constantly capturing the princess of the all-respected Mushroom Kingdom. Seriously though, if Princess Peach is getting captured that often, you'd think her castle would have a better defense system, or some kind of Toad army, right? Well, no, the reason? My theory is that Peach wants to be with Bowser... I mean its quite obvious, you see, for this kind of trend to keep going on hundreds of times, it's near certain that Peach wants to be kidnapped, because if she didn't, her castle would have a strong defense system, a military, and Peach would have to be under armed guard all the time. So anyway, Princess Peach uses this "kidnapping" thing as a cover-up to go to Bowser's castle, because simply put, they are in love with each other, and sometimes, when masturbation isn't enough, they need to meet up and have some fun...
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 21, 2021
A guy that’s funny, ridiculous. Well, if you have a friend called Mario, you’re lucky. He’s lazy but smart ( like a lot ). He has quite the temper, I guess..... don’t know. He likes anime, that’s for sure
by SuperJesse May 18, 2019