A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.
by penguin October 29, 2002
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a common and sexy italian name most likly to be a playa who can play the game well. he gets laid every night and is at least 8 inches. knows how to treat a woman and is a beast in the sheets
danmm mario is a freak in the sheets
by mario is a italianbeast July 10, 2008
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An awesome dude who says "I gotchu" all the time and does it. Need some info, he's the dude. He's also known as boss because he is somehow a god in school subjects the average person doesn't like.
Friend 1: Dude, Mario gave me the answers to the Math Homework
Friend 2: Dude, he gave me the answers on a history test finally and I passed.

Friend 1: Yeah. He's so cool.
by carsarecool November 26, 2018
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1. An Italian-American video game character from Nintendo.
2. A common name.
1. Guy 1: I'mma play some Mario.

Guy 2: mkay
2. Guy 1: Yo, you hear about that Mario guy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he cool.
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Mario is a man who is very successful in life and looked up to by many. Very wealthy man with two wonderful, talented, attractive children. He may work a lot but he makes sure to make time for his family
Man I wish I was Mario, I could have it all
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Well-known video game character that has taken shrooms while retaining several occupations including doctor, plumber, carpenter, and referee amongst others. The side effects of shrooms are evident in most every Mario title; such hallucinations include stars with eyes, talking mushrooms that wear vests, dinos that love fruit and wear shoes, turtles with horns and spikes breathing fire, turtles and brown mushroom things w/ or w/o wings, everyday things such as hills with eyes, clouds with eyes who carry shelled creatures who themselves carry fishing poles, monkeys that haven't thrown poo (that I know of) and wear stylish ties and hats, and a whole lot of other shit. In his spare time, Mario plays a variety of sports including tennis and golf, throws parties, and fights other mascots with melee smashes. His usual task is to save the princess, which involves a lot of jumping.

Also, he is a possible candidate for president of the U.S. at anytime. He's an ideal choice because he can kick ass in his plumber's fashion, while shooting fireballs out his fists and breaking blocks with his head.
The fact that he has taken a lot of shrooms while retaining the right to be a doctor is very creepy. He has taken a lot of shrooms and has kept a lot of jobs and performs leisure activities, that's fucking awesome.

Mario for president in 2008.
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