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A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.
Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!
by tommyboygamer123 July 06, 2020
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick
by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019
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