This is a continuation of my definition Mario that exceeded the character limit (That UD didn`t use to have)

...but Mario will have none of that shit!! You see, there's this other guy named Mario who's also in love with Princess Peach, now this guy is one perverted, abusive, objectifying son of a bitch! He cannot stand losing his potential cumslut toBowser, so he has to get high as fuck on some magic shrooms, go murder a bunch of animals, rip down flags, raid Bowser's castle, capture the princess, beat the Hell out of Bowser, kill Bowser, blow up Bowser's castle, and brand himself as the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. When Mario brings Peach back to her castle, he forces her to bake him cakes and demands she bang him; as stated in Super Mario Galaxy by Bowser; "Maybe Princess Peach could bake me a cake sometime, I could go for a galaxy-sized cake right now" revealing the fact that Peach bakes cakes for Mario constantly (No fucking wonder he`s so obese), now the reason Bowser says this is simply to mock Mario, as he has no harmful intentions toward Peach, he simply wishes to let her rule the Koopa Kingdom with him, and to get rid of the undying nuisance that is Super Mario, yes, that's right, the reason for all this death and violence is because of Mario, and the Toads' loyalty to him.

Published by Nintendo, developed by Intelligent Systems. One of the best RPGs on the Nintendo Gamecube, or on any system for that matter.

Verb: Refers to the act of media publishers (specifically video game designers) altering a work slightly, typically through character, in order to make it more suitable for foreign audiences, or to cash in on an unrelated franchise.

The phrase is a reference to Nintendo's rerelease of the Japanese NES game "Doki Doki Panic" with Mario characters as "Super Mario bros. 2" in America; substituted because, supposedly, American distributors believed the Japanese version was too difficult, and too similar to the first Mario NES title.

Also known as "Pulling a Doki Doki Panic" or "Lost Leveling"

The game where you rip the skin off your palm and break your controller from so much spinning

Super Mario Bros. 2 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game was first released in North America in October 1988, and in the PAL region the following year. Super Mario Bros. 2 has been remade or re-released for several video game consoles.
Produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, this game is widely regarded as the greatest video game of all time, winning game of the year every single year since its release.

A game where you can make your own Mario levels. Most people just create stupid garbage tho.

The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)

For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.

HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.