An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “mommy” and submit to her.
Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately
Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.
Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.
by Dr. TPE August 05, 2021
Marilou est la plus grosse menteuse de cette planète je dirais même de cette univers. C’EST UN FAKE!!! Au apparence douce et fragile elle se révèlera être une vrai sorcière
by labelladu50 November 05, 2020
by LUis Arambula June 06, 2003

