An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “mommy” and submit to her.
Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately

Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.
by Dr. TPE August 05, 2021
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Marilou est la plus grosse menteuse de cette planète je dirais même de cette univers. C’EST UN FAKE!!! Au apparence douce et fragile elle se révèlera être une vrai sorcière
Marilou? ah oui je connais c’est à cause d’elle que jsuis plus avec Brandon!
by labelladu50 November 05, 2020
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Either an idiot who can't speak or someone that's had a little too much to drink and cant say the words legalize and marijuana in the same sentence without mixing them.
Drunk Guy: Yo man we should totally marilize legijuana.

Friend: YEAH!!
by Italbabi June 05, 2007
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