filo beisbol boy. A genuinely nice guy that can easily make you laugh. Usually seen with zachary pillerva Any girl would be so lucky to have him in her life.
"Who's that hot guy in our science class?"
"omg that's joaquin mariano!"
by boypncit December 12, 2019
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The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.
"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"
by George Newman June 02, 2009
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Marianos are those kind of people who can easily makes you laugh. He's smart, funny and a really nice guy. Probably always thinking about an imaginary Oasis's reunion and how hungry he is. Pretty shy sometimes but if they're in the mood of talking you can't shut them up. Y'all gonna love him as much as puppies because he's just so great and cute with those long lashes that you will ending up thinking about him all day long. He's awesome.
-Hey, how would you describe someone who is funny as hell but pretty sexy at the same time?
-Well, it sounds like you're describing a Mariano...
by Mulaneslamejor February 08, 2018
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Marianos are very nice, funny and smart people. They're kinda shy but once in the mood of talking you can't shut them up. Pretty easy to get along. Not really open to share feeling and shit, but you can find them always thinking about an imaginary Oasis's reunion and food. You will definitely fall for them, especially with the long lashes and messy hair. I did. They're awesome.
-Hey, how would you describe a person who is funny as hell and sexy at the same time?
-Well, that really sounds like describing a Mariano.
by Mulaneslamejor February 11, 2018
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A little nibba that sucks and basketball and gets crossed all the time. This kid is a weenie and eats midget pepe. He is the blackest kid at BMS.
Mariano Casas is a really black man.
by wibba March 02, 2020
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When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.
PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
by Mariano. October 04, 2021
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