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A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.
A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
by izzy_15 September 05, 2020
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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A weird ass bitch that's always on someone's nerves before they start any sentence, than realize they are dumber than they initially thought as soon as they open their mouth. Always has a dumb expression on the face before anything happens.
A: hey who the f*** is that??
B: that's a mariaclotilde.
A: a what?
B: a dumb bitch basiclly.
by izzy_15 September 05, 2020
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