Maris is a beautiful, pretty, smart, and somewhat funny girl. She has the best personality and will give you butterflies every time you talk to her. She is attracted to cute, funny, smart, and athletic guys. She does not compare to anyone you have ever met before. A girl named Maris will make your heart melt and make you feel like the most special person in the world. If you find yourself a Maris, you're in luck because it doesn't get better than her.
by MrAuthor November 03, 2020
An unknown injury or damage done to oneself while under the influence. Common abbreviation for a Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury.
Steve woke up with a MARI. He had two cuts on his forearm and can't remember how or where he got them.
by TheGoodTwin November 19, 2020
Mari- Hes mine!
Me- Hes gay molerat 🤡
Vinny- Yeah! Sorry Mari I’m taken by Teddy 🥴 We already had (It) 😫🤤🍆💦
Me- Hes gay molerat 🤡
Vinny- Yeah! Sorry Mari I’m taken by Teddy 🥴 We already had (It) 😫🤤🍆💦
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by Vinnyismine July 12, 2020
by beatingdatputhy123 May 02, 2021
by mwsn October 12, 2020
Maris Lane Belmont is a beautiful white mare from the Spirit community. She's friendly, mature and calm. She is a member of the Enoxion herd. She makes amazing edits and also plays Hill Cliff Horse, Alicia Online, Roblox and Taichi Panda 3. She doesn't have many friends, but she has an amazing mom Azeri.
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A wise old nany that will clean your house no matter what. She can sometimes be a bit stubborn and grumpy but she is a great person when she is in the mood. She wakes up at 4:00 am every day and on Sunday’s she ubers to the mall. She hates Lyft. She is caring with your friends but sometimes mean to her clients. She calls Brodys brother and she never hurts you physically. She is in great shape for her age. She is in her 80s but she still has not lost her hair and it is not at all white. She is not married but has two daughters. Her full name is Maria. I recommend a nany named Mari.
May 4 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
