by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018
by Devil October 03, 2003
The best breakfast waitress the world has ever seen. She's got glasses and a funny hairstyle. She loves kids but might never have any. Talks about leaving the restaurant business, but she'll be there the next time you come in.
by tequillaqueen February 04, 2010
Noun: A beast of a woman (we think?) that stalks the halls of Stevenson College. She is a legend both inside and outside of the bedroom. If everyone is too big of a pussy to do something incredibly stupid or disgusting, Ballsy Marge was the go-to person. She's done some crazy shit that most of us wouldn't be proud of.
Example 1: Ballsy Marge was the first person to climb Tree 9. She then proceeded to jump down onto a freshman and crush him to death. She looked the kid's parents straight in the eye and said "It wasn't me." Then she fucked the parents. Fucking ballsy.
Example 2: Ballsy Marge is ballsy enough to shower in the suicide chamber. Every day. She gave the shower stall that name because anyone tough enough to shower in that stall ended up committing suicide.
Example 2: Ballsy Marge is ballsy enough to shower in the suicide chamber. Every day. She gave the shower stall that name because anyone tough enough to shower in that stall ended up committing suicide.
by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx October 05, 2009
by Frank Booth May 09, 2005
Marge H is a fine ass ho from the slums of Bville. Born into the typically Bville family (mutants), Marge H found that she made an excellent prostitute, easily earning enough money to leave the slums of Bville. At the age of 12, having hooked for several years, Marge H began going to school for the first time ever, since there were none in Bville. After an unfortunate incident where she wound up as a fluffer on a sex ed video, she continued hooking and to this day lives happily with her fellow prostitutes, Hilary and Kate, and has a torrid lesbian love affair with her longtime sidekick Liz, and continues to work for her longtime pimp Edwin, who works out of Tyson Road.
Damn last night I was with Marge H and now I can't feel my balls
Marge H was in a movie I saw once at your moms house
Lookit! Its Marge H and her lesbo lover Liz, that triple-L bitch
Marge H was in a movie I saw once at your moms house
Lookit! Its Marge H and her lesbo lover Liz, that triple-L bitch
by Edwin The Merciless May 14, 2008
A cigarette, smoked all the way to the filter without ashing (or spilling the ashes.)
Often used as an interjection.
Often used as an interjection.
Aunt Marge! exclaimed Bob, who never left his seat to find an ashtray.
Bob completed another successful Aunt Marge, being too lazy to find an ashtray.
Bob completed another successful Aunt Marge, being too lazy to find an ashtray.
by Heef November 09, 2008

