Has a good and loving side. She will not take shit and tells people straight what their problems are. If you don't like her she won t give 2 fucks so don't mess with a Margarita because she'll smack you up!
Person: Mags should I tell him I cheated on him
Margarita: Don't tell him no fucking lies just tell him your the dirty cow here
by Knobyras December 02, 2018
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The resulting salty rim when a guy blows his load on his girlfriend's asshole.
After my girl got shut off at the bar, I took her home and served her a delicious, sticky Margarita.
by EmfnT July 09, 2014
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A ring of white powder surrounding an anus, most commonly cocaine
Things go a little crazy with that hooker last night, I ended up sniffing the margarita.
by anonymous_mcgee January 15, 2019
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A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!
Bro, I gave Bella a Margarita Toe and I can't go back.
by Lukely March 14, 2019
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Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.
Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.
by The ClevelandOhioan December 04, 2013
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A margarita thought is a thought that you couldn't have come up with on your own. Imagine that you and a few friends go to a bar and start ordering. The first three people, including you, order beers and then it is your best buddy's turn. He turns to the waiter and says "Do you have margaritas, I can't see it on the menu?" Waiter says, yeah, sure, we can whip one up for you. All of a sudden, you feel a sudden urge for a margarita too. You just didn't know that it was an option before.

Probably invented by Thoughtexchange to describe their enterprise crowdsourcing platform before anyone understood that it was possible to crowdsource ideas.
Free healthcare? That's a thing? Total margarita thought.

I hear ya but that's what everyone says... hoping for more of a margarita thought.

Dirty goose martini in Mexico? Now that's a margarita thought.
by nessjord December 04, 2019
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