1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.
2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.
3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)
2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.
3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)
1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.
2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.
You:What?
Wierd Guy: *random shit*
You: MARF.
Wierd Guy: What?
You: I said MARF.
Wierd Guy: Ok then.
You: Yup.
Wierd Guy: *Walks away*
You: *smile in triumph*
3. Person #1: Meow
Person #2: Arf
You: MARF
Both #1-2: What
You: *explain what MARF is*
Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*
2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.
You:What?
Wierd Guy: *random shit*
You: MARF.
Wierd Guy: What?
You: I said MARF.
Wierd Guy: Ok then.
You: Yup.
Wierd Guy: *Walks away*
You: *smile in triumph*
3. Person #1: Meow
Person #2: Arf
You: MARF
Both #1-2: What
You: *explain what MARF is*
Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*
by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009
by Lizz August 19, 2003
defined by Adrian Glenn of Birmingham, UK in 2003, the word marf is an alternative for the word ''retard''.
by Adrian Glenn January 02, 2005
by 2014_chiguy December 09, 2007
A contraction of the words muff and barf. Muff meaning vagina and barf meaning....barf. Slang for the technical term vaginal vomit.
Will can you clean up the couch? Your girlfriend and all her STDs left some marf on it the last time you guys boned.
by Hayden Mckay March 08, 2011