When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.
Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.
by Melodyjustsentmethis July 05, 2020
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Cool and chill guy. Good at speaking but not in front of audiences
You talk like Mardon
by Smartboiii231 October 14, 2017
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A "straight" lad who consistently makes sex jokes about five fit boyband members. Mainly Rye.
Tyrone Mardon said Rye has been in his bedroom.
by Ughfuckno August 07, 2019
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