The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
A game usually played in swimming pools, one person is it and they try to tag other people, they can only say "Marco" or "fish out of water" (when the other people are out of the pool, if they get caught they are it), and when they say "marco" the other people that are not it have to say 'polo'. Really fun.
I was playing Marco Polo in someone's weird pool and i accidentally rammed my hand into one of those step things on the sides.
by Buttfucked September 21, 2003
Game where when a guy sees a chick he thinks is hot he calls marco, if the rest of the guys with him agree they will call polo
Guy 1: Marco!
Guys 2-5: Polo!
Guy 1: Yo JJ this game is fucking awesome! Thanks for introducing us to the REAL marco polo
Guys 2-5: Polo!
Guy 1: Yo JJ this game is fucking awesome! Thanks for introducing us to the REAL marco polo
by Senior Suave August 26, 2009
Game played by stoners in which the first person to say Polo after the person with the blunt (other forms of smoking) says Marco gets said blunt
Marco Polo: American form of tag played in a swimming pool
Person With Bud: Marco!
Everyone Else In The Room: Polo!
Person With Bud: Kyle said it first
Person With Bud: *Passes Blunt to Kyle*
Person With Bud: Marco!
Everyone Else In The Room: Polo!
Person With Bud: Kyle said it first
Person With Bud: *Passes Blunt to Kyle*
by Trev.Lowlife August 09, 2018
I can't find my fucking cell phone. Can I borrow your cell phone so I can marco polo the fucking thing?
by mumau July 22, 2008
Bong holder: MARCO
Someone sober: POLO, yess thank you pass the lighter too
How did he get the bong? He said Marco polo first
Someone sober: POLO, yess thank you pass the lighter too
How did he get the bong? He said Marco polo first
by Ms.Independent April 15, 2015
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