Basically the epitome of being a bad-ass (See BAMF) Marcos Huerta does not think he is cool or even has the need or want to be cool; he just exudes awesomeness and therefore is cool. Many people may try and emulate M.H. but very few are successful. Marcos Huerta...the man, the myth, and the legend. Rumor has it that he eats glass shards for fun.
Douch Bag: Dude!!! I heard someone kicked Churck Norris's ass, who could it be? That is impossible, no one can defeat Walker Texas Ranger!!!
Wise Man: Oh but it is possible my dim witted friend. His name is Marcos Huerta...He doesn't do gay round house kicks like Chuck, and now Chuck eats through a straw.
Wise Man: Oh but it is possible my dim witted friend. His name is Marcos Huerta...He doesn't do gay round house kicks like Chuck, and now Chuck eats through a straw.
by MoSlicka August 01, 2007
A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.
by NotRUBIO2016 December 06, 2010
When a pants less man is blindfolded, and his partner (preferably a female) says "Marco" in a room, where which following the source of the sound,he will slap the subject in the face with his man-jewels.
by The Turbinator November 02, 2010
I can't find my fucking cell phone. Can I borrow your cell phone so I can marco polo the fucking thing?
by mumau July 22, 2008
A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.
by NotRUBIO2016 December 06, 2010
Bong holder: MARCO
Someone sober: POLO, yess thank you pass the lighter too
How did he get the bong? He said Marco polo first
Someone sober: POLO, yess thank you pass the lighter too
How did he get the bong? He said Marco polo first
by Ms.Independent April 15, 2015
Lyle was scrolling Twitter yesterday and saw Kelly Loeffler's "direct hearts to god" bible nonsense and got sick to his stomach. "my god these depraved assholes" he said aloud. "she Pulled a Marco and tweeted bible bullcrap to distract from insider trading and posing with a KKK wizard, I can't."
by Uncle Joosie December 14, 2020