Anyone born March 29th is that bitch who everyone needs in their life, they always have your back and they always stay loyal to their main bitches, They can have sass and be rude but only if their hurting inside. The Bitches born 29th March are the bitches u want to be close with.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

this is the birthday of that bitch you call you best friend who pulls out her phone to show you the uno reverse card when you call her a bitch; also one of those bitches who makes you laugh all the time doesn't give a fuck and bullies you from time to time. You can always depend on her replying fast and always wanting to play 8ball on iMessages game bc she will "beat" you in that game. This bitch is one of those bitches you are lucky to have jn your life ;)

the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.

a fucking legend has arrived to hell. hates men and want kisses and cuddles

National shit day. take the day off school and just shit the whole day. tell ur homies. y’all can shit together😏😏

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!