Urban Dictionary: March

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The month when you can’t fuck.

-Hey wanna fuck?
-its NFM.
-Huh?
-No fuck March
-Oh no...

by December 01, 2020

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drink or smoke everyday month

dude let’s get drunk today

why ?
because it’s March duhhhh

by qqbitch February 28, 2021

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March is owned by Ranboo and Tubbo Twitch streamers. Also known as My beloved March.

Person 1: I can’t wait for my beloved March
Person 2: OMG UR A RANBOO STAN

by Aphrodisiacs1010 February 28, 2021

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Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month.

Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2: I'm already halfway on the 5th day!

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 04, 2020

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NO MAKEUP MARCH!! you CANNOT wear any makeup on march!! pretty self explanatory..

ayoo you can't wear any makeup this whole month because its no makeup march..

by xitlali lopez <3 December 05, 2020

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(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.

March is a stupid month. August is better.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

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The month where your teachers crack down and make you actually struggle to get shit done

The act of turning off all the lights in your house and remaining huddled up in the corner in fear

Joey: Have you noticed all the teachers and nerds acting up lately?
Mike: Well, I mean, it is March.
Joey: Oh yeah. Fuck, you mean we actually have to get our shit together?
Mike: Yep.

Last night I watched the scariest movie ever. It featured this Asian guy who wanted to... So anyway, I got so scared, I marched

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020

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