The day to celebrate the dumbass’ being born. Even though they are dumb they’re absolutely fine asf.

lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

National Give ur Sweatshirt to a girl day🤩❤️

If you are born on this day you are the baddest of the bad and are absolutely gorgeous, stunning, and amazing and everyone loves you and not to mention you are super smart and have a seek for a good relationship and you probably want 2 kids and have blond Hair.

National Bitch day. This is the day we are bitches from all around the world come together and act like complete crackheads together

March 3 is slap a wanker day this is someone that you hate or is just plain stupid

This is a free pass to hit them as many times as you like

National Fuck A Dilf Day