March 29 is the reserved day to celebrate the sexiest people. These are the friends that ur always jealous of because they are so fucking beautiful, but u love them anyways. They are funny, kind, and supportive to their friends. They are always there for you and you gonna always need these march 29 bitches in ur life.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

People born in March 29th are the bomb diggity. They are brutally honest and a bad bitch. You should be their friend.

Today a real holiday it’s a bad bitches birthday today Periodt Pooh go offfff sis ahhhhhh it’s your day bitchhhhhh

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is the DONUT DAY. For every donut lover, go and buy some donuts for yourself, your friends, or for your family and enjoy them.

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day