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The day of mourning when millions of emo hearts simultaneously break as eyeliner runs down our faces. This... is the day when My Chemicals Romance broke up.
Person 1: dude what’s wrong
Emo: It’s March 22 *silently cries*
Person 2: oh bro i feel you.
by sararstark March 22, 2018
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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National happy birthday day, this is a day where you tell everyone happy birthday even if it isn’t there birthday!!
“Hey what are you doing tomorrow?”
“It’s March 22, we have to wish everyone a happy birthday!!”
by Dliw1 October 25, 2019
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“Aye dude it’s March 22”
What’s that mean”
“It’s that Mya girls birthday
by Dumbkid456 October 16, 2019
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Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich
Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky
by Cardi makes me hard November 05, 2019
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March 22?? Apart from Mcr breaking up.
March 22 is the best birthday ever! Jam out to Mcr all day and chill. Sounds like a rocking birthday to me.
Person 1: Ay yo, when’s your birthday?
Person 2: March 22?
Person 1: You lucky little shit
by Definitely.not.who.you.think January 02, 2018
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