by Mr. Mingebag October 02, 2006
A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.
by fittucker October 30, 2010
When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.
person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
by kizzle420 May 20, 2010
Also known as 'Marik' in closed circles of interaction between his closest friends. This is a being who has mastered the art of partyology and throws a bomb-ass party. This guy is also a gnarly-ass metal-head and a bitchin good drummer. Marc Ioug is the fucking man
Daniel: "Hey man, you going to Marc Ioug's party this weekend?"
Kolya: "FUCK YEAH MAN THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE CRAZY!"
Kolya: "FUCK YEAH MAN THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE CRAZY!"
by marciougs#1fan April 02, 2011
To do something like Marc-André. Usually means to fuck up.
1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).
2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.
3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.
1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).
2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.
3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.
1. Guy 1: Okay, I play this card. Your turn
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!
2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.
3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!
2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.
3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!
by ArkaneDemon June 17, 2008
Marc-Anthony has the biggest dick out of all his friends. He also is amazing great at (sex)and so much more. If he is good at fucking your brains out then he is a Marc-Anthony.
by diabolish123 December 12, 2018
1. A walking oxymoron. Loners at heart, Jean-Marcs don't require human contact unless they need to feed. The feeding ritual, which began in the 18th century and originally took place in the Catacombs of Paris, is traditionally held once a month. There are rumors suggesting an association between Jean-Marcs and lesbian werewolves however there are few facts to support the claim. Never make eye contact with a Jean-Marc.
2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.
2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.
Don't look! He could be a Jean-Marc!
by Brian Ralph Johnson September 05, 2010