Mappin stands for missing another person. It is when you’re missing a certain someone, so you listen to depressing music. Similar to simpin.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A name that carries weight in heigher society. Originally working for queen Mary of Scott’s as backers. Fled to England, not long after Queen Mary was taken hostage, to Sheffield England. Became silversmiths and founded Mappin & Webb, a famous jewellery retailer. Also related to Sir Frédéric Mappin, who built Sheffield university. Many things have been since then named after the Mappin family in Sheffield England.

A very classy prostitute who quite simply hangs out in the best place that a lady of the night can.

A clinically obese individual whom does blow jobs for rice crispys. It is firmly believed that the Mappin lives under a bridge close infant schools where he claims his prey especially in the dark winter months. Known for its love of anal penetration the Mappin is a carrier of the HIV virus and is currently banned in 47 countries.