A person that is very annoying and can't really keep their mouths shut for anything. A Maphe is also a person that is also regarded as a numbskull
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been telling everyone about it.
Guy 2: Argh, he's such a Maphe
Guy 2: What?! Who told you?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been telling everyone about it.
Guy 2: Argh, he's such a Maphe
by Spagomayn_36 October 07, 2020
Lingual Mathematics.
Example #1 of Maph:
Women=Time x Money
Money=Time
Women=Money^2
Money=Evil^1/2
Women=Money^(2 x 1/2)
Women=Evil
Example #2 of Maph:
Knowledge=Power
Absolute Power=Absolute Corruption
Knowledge=Corruption
Women=Time x Money
Money=Time
Women=Money^2
Money=Evil^1/2
Women=Money^(2 x 1/2)
Women=Evil
Example #2 of Maph:
Knowledge=Power
Absolute Power=Absolute Corruption
Knowledge=Corruption
by Wincrest December 10, 2006
When a person has been caught making an awkward face in a photo that they were unaware was being taken
Jim- "Hey have you seen that picture of Dwight?"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"
by unsweetea February 01, 2017
Young meeker with several extra cromezons will sing this. 2 + 2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph.2+2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph.
by i am guyyyy November 15, 2017
A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
by Spagomayn_36 October 07, 2020
A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
by Spagomayn_36 October 07, 2020