A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.
After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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map of Hawaii refers to the random pattern of the male ejaculation fluid upon the torso of the recipient
by zachary krone November 01, 2007
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Typical pattern of seminal fluid when flung onto the back, stomach, breasts, neck of face of your partner.
She had that cumsparkle in her eyes, so I pulled out of her mouth and left the Map of Hawaii under her right eye.
by Bo Dizzle May 07, 2004
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Male ejaculate resting on a female's skin.
The key is to have it all in one general area but still separate so that the different droplets form what appears to be an archipelago.
Often done on the back of a girl after doggy-style intercourse. A flat surface is needed so the face and tits are often not good places to try this. Unless of course, you can fit it all on one cheek.
The key is to have it all in one general area but still separate so that the different droplets form what appears to be an archipelago.
Often done on the back of a girl after doggy-style intercourse. A flat surface is needed so the face and tits are often not good places to try this. Unless of course, you can fit it all on one cheek.
by Radie July 21, 2008
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