The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.
Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".
by SHAMUKO May 19, 2007
(S) a wank, a Jerk off. It derives from spanish word "mano", which means "hand", and refers to the pleasure self-given using the refered extremity.
Jorge ha estado en el baño media hora. Parece que se está haciendo una manuela.
Transaltion: George has been in the toilet for half an hour. It seems like he is jerking off.
Transaltion: George has been in the toilet for half an hour. It seems like he is jerking off.
by anduril_x March 20, 2014
a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.
Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud
You mean Manuela? Hell no
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud
You mean Manuela? Hell no
by this is a bad idea July 05, 2019
Manuela is lowkey the STUPIDEST person you have ever met when it comes to street smarts, but somehow gets really good grades. She has a weird obsession with TikTok, memories, bids that are drawn on chalkboards, vlogging on people's phones, glee songs, the Vampire Diaries, and fruit. Her private story on snapchat is ICONIC. Depending on who she's is with, she is either super quiet or the loudest most crackhead person in the universe. She's also somehow the mom friend and the kid friend of the group at the same time. She makes friends easily, but she usually waits for them to start the conversation. If you meet a Manuela, u better become friends with her because trust me, you will have the time of your life. Manuela's aren't very sensitive and like making fun of people, but only as a joke. They don't like talking bad about people and try to be nice to everyone. Also, if you see a Manuela randomely start laughing for no reason, just go with it, it happens. Manuela's are NOT basic!! They are one of a kind, and if you meet one it's a gift.
No one:
Manuela: OMG DO YOU WANNA MAKE A TIK TOK?
No one:
Manuela: *accidentaly bangs her leg on the desk* OMG I NEED SURGERY FOR MY KNEE NOW IM GONNA DIE
No one:
Manuela: *sees a weird drawing on the chalk board* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
Manuela: OMG DO YOU WANNA MAKE A TIK TOK?
No one:
Manuela: *accidentaly bangs her leg on the desk* OMG I NEED SURGERY FOR MY KNEE NOW IM GONNA DIE
No one:
Manuela: *sees a weird drawing on the chalk board* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
by user1067834 February 07, 2020
1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."
2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.
2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.
by MintyLeila June 25, 2005
a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.
Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud
You mean Manuela? Hell no
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud
You mean Manuela? Hell no
by this is a bad idea July 05, 2019
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