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Manu - short for Manuel
Manu means 'second born'

A Manu usually is a gorgeous man. He's perfect -inside and out-. Every woman wants to be with him.

Manus are intelligent, good looking, nice company. They have a great taste for music.
Damn, are you dating Manu?! Lucky you..
by onlythetruthhere December 21, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A short, fat, french chef, who feeds children mash potato that tastes like cat food.
Stephen: What is this crap!
Malcolm: I guess the chef is a "Manu".
by ultranova March 11, 2015
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A shortened name (in French) for Emmanuel. A common guy's name.
Hmmm.. there's something about that Manu. Can't put him out of my mind.

Warning: A crush on a Manu will doubtless be indefinite & unrequited.
by Sarah G. May 02, 2006
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A contraction of Manchester United that is seen as a derogatory term by many fans, particularly those based in Manchester.

Previously used predominantly by rival fans in songs mocking the Munich Air Disaster ("Man U Never Intended Coming Home", "Man U are manure rotting in their graves" and "Man U, Man U went on a plane"), it is sadly becoming the most common term fans from outside the city refer to the club by.

The club does not issue any merchandise with the words "Man U" on them, nor do any terrace songs refer to the club as such.
Lincolnshire fan "I support Man U"

Mancunian fan "I support United"
by A Mancunian Man October 16, 2008
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