A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.
“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”
by RobertPaulChampagne June 05, 2019
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A Build of of excrument (poo) around the RingPiece (bumhole) and forms a think layer of crust like the earths mantle hence the name mantlepiece
James McNeil has a large build up of scref (crusty poo) on his mantle piece
by James McNeil May 03, 2006
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4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
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a layer in the middle of the core and the crust,

it is the biggest layer and it is hotter than you are!
I'm going to go to the mantle to warm my hotdogs
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Hai : Yo hydrons stream was so boring i went mantling and felt a whole lot better
by Taric gets horny November 12, 2017
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The hottest bulldog in Riverdale and also the one that belongs with Veronica
Friend: Describe Reggie Mantle
Me: He just is... Reggie
by SoCalledWiseGirl February 04, 2019
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