When a man shaves or manscapes the top portion of his pubic hair in the shape of a martini glass and his wiener is the handle of it. FACT: Women love the mantini. Every man should have a mantini.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A mixture of 4 shots of segram's 7 crown whiskey, one 12 oz pabst blue ribbon, a few oz of wine, simple syrup, a squeeze of lime and a fruit garnish. If you can drink two of these you are a man

perfect pretty and talented. good at cooking salami. likes sour cream. dogs are a must. has walked in on sierra watching porn.

A white trash coctail made with cheap domestic beer and stuffed green olives, served in a martini glass. Stirred, not shaken

An alcoholic drink that at first glance appears girly but upon further examination is actually quite manly.

A strong cocktail that a woman orders so she can muster up the courage to seduce a man. Liquid courage. A drink that removes all inhibition.