A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.
She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."
He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."
He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."
by XXvsXY February 6, 2011
by rawr rawr time March 1, 2009
Woman: I love dry braised green beans
Man: The words "dry" and "braised" don't go together. You mean dry sauteed green beans.
Man: Manswered!
Man: The words "dry" and "braised" don't go together. You mean dry sauteed green beans.
Man: Manswered!
by All that is Man. February 4, 2014
The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises
by MetalBoundBlast April 23, 2010
When a person (mostly a man) asks a stupid question and answers it in a stupid way. Like the show Manswers.
Man 1: How do boobs float?? Is it because they're big??
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.
by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021
by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023
Male viewed response that includes misogynistic views and/or speaking to a person with innuendos when they don't really know them.
by <3That Betch<3 August 20, 2023