by ladielover69 January 29, 2022
Woman: I’m not planning on giving birth naturally. There’s too much to risk.
Man: Actually, natural births have a higher change of survival for the baby and mother.
The woman has already given birth twice. She knows what she’s talking about, while the man obviously does not. Therefore, he was mansplaining.
Man: Actually, natural births have a higher change of survival for the baby and mother.
The woman has already given birth twice. She knows what she’s talking about, while the man obviously does not. Therefore, he was mansplaining.
by Yellowpaint November 5, 2017
Mansplaining sometimes occurs when a female is looking to learn something or work in a male-dominated field (mechanics, engineering, welding, gaming, etc). Upon asking a question or undergoing training, snide comments or patronizing explanations will ensue. Instead of being treated with respect like a fellow human being, female in question is assumed to be inept, incapable, and intellectually on par with a curious 3 year old. While explaining, male must avoid eye contact, mumble incoherently (panic at female presence) or yell angrily (girls don’t belong in X field). Important: man doing the mansplaining must ONLY do it to females.
when talking to a woman, a mansplainer is always better and smarter than her, no matter the experience or education difference.
when talking to a woman, a mansplainer is always better and smarter than her, no matter the experience or education difference.
~~Mansplaining to female that has 14 years experience as a mechanic~~
“This is how you change front brake pads”
* snatches ratchet out of her hands* “use the tool that looks like a skinny vibrator and makes the clicking sound to -“
Female mechanic: hey Joe, you know I’m actually fine, you can finish your BBQ :) there’s a lot of smoke coming from your yard and-
Mansplainer: “yeh I know you’re confused, my wife was just as lost as you, specially after she stuck that fork in her eye. You girls just ain built for this stuff. Anyways so you take some antifreeze n pour it onto the brakes..”
Female: uh, wait -
Mansplainer: IM TRYING TO TEACH YOU WILL YA SHUT UP - STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NO ARE YOU RETARDED? What an ungrateful bitch I’m helping you!
“This is how you change front brake pads”
* snatches ratchet out of her hands* “use the tool that looks like a skinny vibrator and makes the clicking sound to -“
Female mechanic: hey Joe, you know I’m actually fine, you can finish your BBQ :) there’s a lot of smoke coming from your yard and-
Mansplainer: “yeh I know you’re confused, my wife was just as lost as you, specially after she stuck that fork in her eye. You girls just ain built for this stuff. Anyways so you take some antifreeze n pour it onto the brakes..”
Female: uh, wait -
Mansplainer: IM TRYING TO TEACH YOU WILL YA SHUT UP - STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NO ARE YOU RETARDED? What an ungrateful bitch I’m helping you!
by Feynman is bae March 12, 2018
Karen: To be vegan is to fight for animal rights
Random person on the internet: Actually, Veganism is just a way of life
Karen: Stop mansplaining, As if you would know anything about vegans.
Random person on the internet: Actually, Veganism is just a way of life
Karen: Stop mansplaining, As if you would know anything about vegans.
by ReetusNeetusDefines November 16, 2020
When a woman knows exactly what she is talking about, and yet a man explains it the same exact way in a condescending tone.
Woman: 2+2=4
Man: Actually, my dear, 2+2 is actually a simplified version of 1+1+1+1, and if you add those together, it makes 4. If you want to understand these basic maths better than you do, you could learn from me, I most certainly recommend it.
Woman: I didn't ask for the Mansplaining
Man: Actually, my dear, 2+2 is actually a simplified version of 1+1+1+1, and if you add those together, it makes 4. If you want to understand these basic maths better than you do, you could learn from me, I most certainly recommend it.
Woman: I didn't ask for the Mansplaining
by icouldntmakethisup June 26, 2018
Kathy: Oh I just love how men think mansplaining is an appropriate way to talk to us.
Jake: stfu ya dumb bitch
Jake: stfu ya dumb bitch